Whenever people on Facebook mention catastrophic climate change I instantly feel gassy. Suddenly, they’re accusatory scientists specializing in all the causative data — ready to crucify conservatives for having the temerity to contradict them. But do they really know what it’s all about, or are they just full of hot CO2?
It’s 2019 and we’re living in a bizarre era where gender and attraction are now relativistic post-modernist constructs. Unfortunately to the consternation of desperate androphobic feminists who seemingly identify as non-binary wildebeests, new scientific research shows that being a fat, and ugly misandrist is still not sexy. Imagine that!